Dear Yaoi Fangirls: I Hate YouDear Yaoi Fangirls: I Hate You by snappedchopstick
I hate yaoi fangirls, and I am one.
You may be looking at me with tears in your eyes right now and saying, "Why Chopstick... why?!"
Well, I'm gonna tell you why.
1. You're just writing about them because they're hot.
Let's just forget that they hated each other in the game. Let's completely forget that both of them were completely straight and had loving girlfriends in the anime. And heaven forbid I bring up the idea that they were really "just friends" in the manga. I'm not really bitching about drabbles or crackfics so much as I am the fifty-page-long epics that completely ignore canon.
AND I MEAN COMPLETELY.
Rinoa was just so whiny and Squall and Seifer were just SO KAWAII, you HAD to kill her or maim her or turn her into a ditzy bitch that Squall despised. I hated her too, you know, but I'm not willing to actually sit down and write her out of the picture in such an abrupt and unlikely way it could be considered a cop-out. For gods' sake, have pride in w
Paper Planes (Laxus Dreyar x Reader)Paper Planes (Laxus Dreyar x Reader) by CuTE-N1NJ4
Laxus Dreyar x Reader
You watched your paper plane dance across the wind, your finger tracing it’s direction like a magic wand. You were a Wind Mage, nothing more, nothing less. You were a bit angry because you supposedly had the most boring magic there was. You control wind but you can’t make tornadoes or whirlwinds so you weren’t very useful in battle. You were a part of Fairy Tail thanks to Laxus Dreyar.
“Hey, who are you?” A young boy about the same age as you asked. He wore a red shirt and had lightning blonde hair.
“I’m (Name)…” You said quietly. You were a shy little girl because you were an orphan. You had wandered to Magnolia in hopes to find a new home.
“Why are you all alone out here?” The boy asked.
“I don’t know… I don’t have a home…” You said sadly.
The boy pondered for a mo
Tender: Rogue x ReaderTender: Rogue x Reader by AkatsukiDragonRose
Tender: Rogue x Reader
The way he touched her was always tender. It didn’t matter whether they were snuggled together on the couch or sparring, he never hurt her. [Y/n] knew that Rogue was one of kindest people she’d ever met. It didn’t hurt that he was also incredibly attractive and he had an adorable Exceed. (“Fro thinks so too!”)
They weren’t really going out, per se, but to everyone in Sabertooth, it was obvious that Rogue and [Y/n] loved each other. Rogue spent more time with [y/n] than he did with Sting (“You’re making me feel neglected!”), just so he could see her smiling face and her wonderful life-filled laugh. They eventually became lovers, so romantically intertwined it was impossible to tear them apart.
[Y/n] knew that Rogue and Sting had this sort of obsession with defeating Gajeel and Natsu, respectively. So when said Dragon Slayers disappeared for a period of seven years, Rogue and Sting visibly became depressed. But
Death The Kid: Winter RomanceDeath The Kid: Winter Romance by pichuuwa
Death The Kid
Arms wrapped around one another. Heat being transmitted between the two bodies. Both chests heaving up and down, slowly calmly. The sheets keeping the heat of the two bodies inside. Its the perfect picture of a couple in a winter morning. Not needing the fire place, or a hot cup of hot chocolate. These moments were times you wished to always grasps and also to have. Everything was going perfect with the special someone, until a voice interrupting the cozy dream.
"_____! Wake up, lazy ass!" hearing your teacher, Stein, call you out in this dream made you feel uncomfortable. Thats illegal, especially since you're still fifteen years old. Once again he called out, but this time also slamming a book near your ear finally able to wake you.
"NO! MY WINTER ROMANCE!" you yelled, hands gripped on to your teachers lab coat. Blinking, you looked around and then up at Stein, smiling nervously and chuckling.
|Hey ppls, Once again. I'm Breathing-Bloody. NEVER call me Elizabethnunless you want to have a knife through your throat. Also for this dA account, this one is mostly for journals and creepypasta stuff. Or what ever. Feel free to just ask and Maybe I'll write it. Maybe. If you keep bugging me, I'll block you. Just kidding X3|